F*cking programming

par Jp le 30.12.07 dans Aucune

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/* We will NOT put a fucking timestamp in the header here. Every time you

put it back, I will come in and take it out again. I’m sorry. This

field does not belong here. We fill it with a 0 so it compares the

same but is not a reasonable time. — gnu@cygnus.com */

/* Dear free software world, do you NOW see we are fucking

things up?! This is insane! */

# This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.

/* Boy, would I like to make the thing expire one second ago, or what?

Of course I would. But that slimy, stinking, load of pig manure

that is called Netscape/1.1N doesn’t pay any attention to the

seconds part of the time… after all, what’s a second or two

amongst friends? So, I thought to make it expire one minute ago,

but naturally, that didn’t work on 1.1N either. Losers. So,

I made it expire 24 hours ago, which, if you ask me, is most

heinous, considering the Last-Modified date could be later

than that. I fucking hate you, you monopolizing piece of

Netscape feces. */

# Note to self: I have no idea what this does anymore

# It looks like a cool fucking segment of code though!

# I just wish I remembered writing it… :-\

# code below replaces code above - any problems?

# yeah, it doesn’t fucking work.

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